Oh, so it took you an hour to drive 5 miles? It must be the first snow fall in New England. God, people, just DRIVE!! Strap on a pair, and just put your foot on the gas. Honestly, there is something wrong with my fellow Bostonians, the second there is a spat of precipitation you can count on shit hitting the fan. I mean there’s 1 inch of snow on the ground. I’m no better than the idiots out there right now, I mean I don’t even have a shovel, I barely even have road rage which is good that I don’t have a shovel…what? WHAT!? I don’t know, commuting is a real bummer man especially at dinner time when you’re starving and feeling like control is slipping away. Storm Tip #1: Bring snacks. Storm Tip #2: Bring Shovels.
I am not a psychopath.