Conquering the treadmill one mile at a time with the help of the Jersey Shore.
Mile 1 – 9:50
Mile 2 – 9:40 [True Life: something about acne. Yeah, been there done that]
Mile 3 – 9:30 [Acne is hard to cure, sorry teenagers and adults alike]
Mile 4 – 9:22 [True Life: I’m Addicted to Video Games. This is pathetic.]
Mile 5 – 9:22 [It’s more sad than pathetic, they really are ruining their lives]
Mile 6 – 9:22 [How do they get any income if they are gaming all day and night?]
Mile 7 – 9:13 [Jersey Shore came on my TV Hilarity ensured.]
Mile 8 – 9:13 [I can’t believe Ronnie would cheat on Sam. Total idiot.]
Cool down 5 minutes of walking [so did Snookie’s boyfriend really cheat on her or not? I’m obviously way behind on this ridiculous show.]
Oh man, thank goodness for the invention of individual TVs on treadmills. I never Ever would have made it to mile 8 without them. Oh was there any pain? I didn’t really have any pain… I was way more concerned about bonking out due to total boredom or sweating to death because it was way too warm in there. I felt a little bit of discomfort but it wasn’t even close to enough to concern me or stop me. The whole point of this rehabbing indoors is so I can have a controlled environment and be able to take transportation home if I feel pain instead of being stuck in the middle of nowhere. That transportation wasn’t needed today, everything went as planned except for all the food cravings that hit me when I was on the bus back home –
English muffin pizzas with pepperoni
Chewy sweet tarts – the purple ones
Chicken and cashews – Chinese takeout
A toasted Italian sub, extra pickles
Seriously. I’m craving all these thing individually, not like combined or anything, I just happen to be craving them all at the same time. It’s 10:30 and I think I might be hungry…this isn’t going to work.
Time for bed.