– Scene –
Abe and myself getting home from work, unlocking our door, and walking through the entrance way to our nice and open apartment.
Lights flick on.
Abe: what the heck, did you open all the window shades this morning?
– 3 giant windows with giant shades are all open –
Abe: are you sure? did you do it last night?
Me: no! i would never do that.
Abe: what the heck, a realtor must have shown the place today. that’s so annoying, why didn’t they tell us!
Me: omg, our place is a disaster. i have underwear sitting on the dresser, my jewelry is all out in the open… even on a weekend, i only open 1 window shade, never all 3!
Abe: i’m calling the landlord!!!
– Abe calls landlord, landlord calls doorman, nobody let anyone into our place today as far as anyone knows –
Me: DO WE HAVE A GHOST!!
Abe: that is not logical.
Me: then who was it!
Abe: i’m getting us a security system.
– End Scene –
– Panic not ended –