More kitchen disasters


Remember back when i exploded boiling tomato sauce all over my face and kitchen?? well abe and i decided it would be a good idea to attempt home made tomato sauce again with turkey meatballs. i make these meatballs all the time, like once a month. my brain was feeling a little fuzzy today… like it does on most sundays. i put my meatballs in the oven, and i flipped them, and then i checked the temperature. i was like: man these are cooking a lot slower than they usually do. i should have known at that very moment that i was an Idiot. i was loafing around waiting for them, i even did a few arm exercises with my exercise bands. later i went back to check on the meatballs and i got out the digital thermometer because i thought: surely they must be done by now. abe was standing over my shoulder stirring his sauce, and he’s looking at my thermometer with a meatball hanging off of it and he’s like: those aren’t even close, and i’m like: I know!! and then he took the thermometer with the hanging meatball off and pressed the Celsius/Fahrenheit button… my meatballs were at 194 degrees Fahrenheit. i’m an IDIOT!! oh my god, that’s worthy of an OMG. sometimes i think about how much my brain has lost in the past 3 years and honestly, it’s really disintegrating fast. i should think about taking a class or something beyond my Nintendo DS Brain Age. i’m not sure they let idiots into grad. classes though. that’s not even the only stupid thing i did today. i was trying to shut the bedroom door on my exercise band and it has a little thing you stick into the side of the door where the hinges are…so i do it, and i keep shutting the door and it’s not closing, so i just keep adjusting the stupid band and it still doesn’t shut. probably 5 minutes later abe is like: what are you doing! and so i reluctantly ask for help, and he’s like: let me guess, there’s a sock in door? he was right. we keep a sock at the door so it won’t shut during the night to get better air circulation. and i just don’t even think about it anymore, it’s just a part of the furniture. well people, the sock was the reason my door would not shut. today would be a bad day for standardized testing, or giving advice.

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Working mom trying to balance life and baby.
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